This isn’t the sort of thing I’d usually write about, but I felt like the public service was important enough to warrant going off strategy for one post.
About a year ago, 2 friends of Megan and mine we’re both have their first children and to celebrate we got them both these bouncy cows.
They looked both awesome and fun. Right? RIGHT!?
NO! They are NOT awesome OR fun! They are deadly attack cows hell bent on making children cry.
Victim #1:
Victim #2:
Two videos, two families, two coasts; the same dire consequence. I mean, they’re exactly the same! Laughing, laughing, laughing….boom! Crying. Literally the same video.
And so now we’re THOSE friends. Megan and Justin, injuring our friends children since 1992.
You’re welcome!
Okay, in the first video obviously the parent or videographer had it out for the kid by distracting them with a high five. Totally threw the kid out of balance and off his game.
The second one, yeah, you’re completely to blame. I’m not letting you anywhere near my kids.
In defense of the gift-givers: victim #2′s cow is in need of some additional air and, per instructions, victim is technically too young to be wrangling said cow.