This is Violence

“You can be shaped, or you can be broken. There is not much in between.”

-David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest (via nomoreundead)

Yeeeaaaah. That.

Man - if you grew up in the 80’s or early 90’s this is a YES for you.

Ummm, what?

This is the disclaimer from the promo site for Carmelo Anthony’s new shoe. 

Order to look at your site I need to fully QUIT any other applications I might be working in, not only switch which browser I’m using but also close all the other sites I might have open in tabs. THEN, I need to open my browser preferences to allow you to popup additional browser windows - which I’m not allowed to click. All this so you can….what?

Riiiiiight.

But - it is HTML5, so…that’s a thing.

Ummm, what?

This is the disclaimer from the promo site for Carmelo Anthony’s new shoe.

Order to look at your site I need to fully QUIT any other applications I might be working in, not only switch which browser I’m using but also close all the other sites I might have open in tabs. THEN, I need to open my browser preferences to allow you to popup additional browser windows - which I’m not allowed to click. All this so you can….what?

Riiiiiight.

But - it is HTML5, so…that’s a thing.

“The point of grammar is to facilitate clear and precise communication, to make language reflect thought and intention as closely as possible. On that front, a lot of colloquial bad grammar is actually GOOD grammar. I think focusing on grammar for grammar’s sake is a mistake.”

-

John Green (via runalovegood)

This guy gets it.

(via sylviawrath)

Someone needs to tell all the AP kids….

(via zeenie)

I think this is mostly true, but not entirely true.

As someone who’s grasp of even basic grammatical rules is fleeting at best, and who is a fairly firm believer in power of slang and colloquialisms, and who only recently acquiesced to using apostrophes in possessives (I’m a child of the IM era), I recently had my eyes opened to an additional factor in this discussion by way of David Wallace’s essay “Tense Present” which is: the baseline effectiveness of relaying a concept is only part of the equation. Your choice of words and the way you structure them are also a critical aspect how you convey what you’re thinking in the context of the reader.

In this way, I think using slang and colloquialisms are 100% acceptable as long as their meaning as signifiers of larger concepts is something you want your reader to infer - like in Infinite Jest, for example (to stay with the DWF thing). If on the other hand, you’re writing for an audience that doesn’t use that sort of language you should make the choice to use it conscious of what you’re signifying by doing so.

(via zeenie)

Blouse

apropos of the previous post:

I was in the future yesterday

October:

Well before shooting was scheduled to start, Rob, Ned, and I were at the warehouse to supervise the set up of what would serve as our laboratory. In one corner of the huge space, the plumbers were at work rigging a system that would allow us to precisely control the temperature of the water coming to the sink, and to measure the amount of water flowing. To the left of lab, across from the halfpipe and the dingy sofas was the cyclorama, painted half white and half blue and in that was a drum kit, a couple microphone stands and a few speakers.

“A band uses this as their studio.” Judah told me.

September:

We loved the dreamy ’80s-leaning first single from Portland’s Blouse, but this woozy, fleetingly wistful new jam is kind of next-level for the band, and has us extremely psyched for their forthcoming debut LP, due November 1 via the great Captured Tracks. Way too short, so put it on repeat for a while

I put it on repeat for like a month

October:

I knew Judah worked with a lot of local bands, but still there was more going against it that for it, like astronomically more: 1) As far as I knew, it was Peter, not Judah, who had secured the warehouse. 2) There a like a million bands in Portland 3) Who was to say that the equipment in the cyc was even a bands - it could have just been for another shoot.

Still, driving down Russell on my way to the warehouse I kept thinking: how amazing would it be?

“Judah - do you know who’s stuff this is? Does this all belong to a band?”

“Yeah, they’re called Blouse, they record here or something”

“…”

blouseband:

Our record is officially out today!

This album is amazing. Seriously. I never write about music here, but this is insanely great.

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We like to think that Siri is really Steve Jobs, in AI form. Also, this site is the funniest thing on the internet today, by far.